Kelseys
by: Rob R.
I LOVE Kelseys!! I am a huge fan of their wings for 100% sure!! However the booths do not fit a fat guy, and if you are there with another fat guy!!! Good Luck!! The booths are tight and smash into your mid section. No chance at bending over to keep the wing sauce off your shirt.
I'd recommend a table with chairs for sure!!!!
Locations Visited
London, Ontario
Tillsonburg, Ontario
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5
Tables with Chairs: 5 out of 5
Booths: 1 out of 5
The Keg
by: Rob R.
If you are a steak lover, then you no doubt frequent The Keg. The atmosphere is amazing, and their food even better. For the most part all seating areas will fit a fat guy, however there are some things to consider.
All stand alone tables with chairs are an obvious fit for a fat guy, chairs are stable as well!!
The main booths will fit a fat guy relatively comfortably, as most tables can slide if needed.
The horse shoe shaped booths can be tricky. First you need to slide your fatness in, the corners are pretty good and provide needed room, the back is fairly tight and the sides can be ok.
Locations Visited
London North, Ontario
London South, Ontario
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5
Tables with Chairs: 5 out of 5
Booths: 3.5 out of 5
Montana's
by: Rob R.
If you are a fan of Pulled Pork and Crispy Onions, then hit up your local Montana's. I have found a new love for this place and no matter where you sit, A fat guy fits!!!
The tables tend to slide within the booths, allowing for optimal fat guy roominess.
Locations Visited
London, Ontario
Charlottetown, PEI
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5
Tables with Chairs: 5 out of 5
Booths: 5 out of 5
Chop Steakhouse and Bar
by: Rob R.
Chop steaks are excellent, and their starter bread is fantastic. I recently visited the restaurant on a date night with my wife. I enjoyed a delicious steak, mashed potatoes, and some veggies ( I didn't eat those, lol ) and a starter of Caesar Salad.
We were placed at the booths near the bar area. I have only been to chop one other time, and had the table and chair experience.
The booth was tight. It was a horse shaped booth, so my wife sat along the back, and I was on the side. The table could shift a bit, but not much. It wasn't enough to ruin the evening, but definitely not a relaxing "fat guy is fitting" experience either.
The table and chair adventure was fine, however the chairs had arms. They were tight. Made my not so small thighs hurt!! lol
Locations Visited
London, Ontario
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5
Tables with Chairs: 3.5 out of 5
Booths: 3.5 out of 5
McDonalds
by: Rob R.
Ah so it's no hidden conspiracy that fat people fit well at McDonalds, even though all their furniture is mainly secured to the floor.
I have enjoyed a quarter pounder with cheese (hold the pickles) medium fry and diet coke (weight watching) a time or two a various McDonald establishments both near and far and have not had an issues as a fat guy fitting.
One exception will be the tiny tiny bar stools at the McDonalds just this side of the Quebec boarder. I was there recently and totally felt like I was sitting on 1970's 10 speed bike seat!!! No back, no feet rest, just me, my burger and a prayer!! I made it out fine, and no seats were hurt during the eating process.
Locations Visited
Ontario
Quebec
PEI
Ireland
USA
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5 (subjective lol)
Tables with Chairs: 5 out of 5
Booths: 5 out of 5
Sketchy Tiny Stools: 1 out of 5
Five Guys Burgers and Fries
by: Rob R.
Five guys do it right!! All their furniture is movable! No booths, no squeezing, no worries. Their chairs are metal and solid, and the burgers are pretty much the best ever.
Whenever I see a five guys, I stop, turn off the location on my phone so my wife doesn't know where I am, and enjoy a bacon cheese burger (with a tomato)
Their fries are always abundant as well! Good old PEI potatoes!!!
Locations Visited
London North, Ontario
London South, Ontario
Ratings.....
Food: 5 out of 5
Tables with Chairs: 5 out of 5
Booths: N/A